The tricky thing. Is yesterday we were just children. Playing soldiers. Just pretending
Dreaming dreams with happy endings. In backyards, winning battles with our wooden swords. But now we've stepped into a cruel world. Where everybody stands and keeps score.<3

Dont you just hate the police.?

Don’t you hate when people say “fuck the police”? Don’t just fuck the police, take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies and a nice dinner date. Meet their parents and make them like you. Make the police fall in love with you. Then fuck the police. And out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.

Girl: “Dad, I am lesbian.” Sister: “Me too dad.” Dad: “Doesn’t anyone like guys here!?” Son: “I do.” Dad: -_-

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